1337tattoos:

Vania Iug

naturalmomma:

Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?” Chill the fuck out. This isn’t about your dick. You are already allowed to have your nipples out in public, sit the fuck down.

(via gerardwayjacketslut)

jionttt:

the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time

(via mickjaggugh)

jionttt:

the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time

(via mickjaggugh)

orthoplex:

On a scale from the winter soldier

image

to ronan

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how intense is your eyeliner

(via panicking-killjoy)

aka14kgold:

erinburr:

librarianpirate:

So - according to this CNN story - the police are admitting that they identified Brown as the suspect in the robbery AFTER he was dead, right?  Yet they’re claiming the alleged robbery as the impetus for the shooting?  They are aware they’re full of shit, right?

We’re watching you motherfuckers.

They need to take a fiction writing course that addresses continuity errors. Have they mentioned how they went from Brown shoplifting a candy bar to this particular robbery? ‘Cause they were pretty certain about that candy bar. 

perksofbeingafuckingloser:

toukos:

u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT

C

ruinedchildhood:


Number 2, super-sized Hurry up I’m starving.

fullmetalfisting:

Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession. I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions, oh my god.

(via luciidkitties)

poppunky:


Neck Deep//A Part of Me
baesment:

Bring Me The Horizon - It Never Ends Acoustic - Bristol 29.04.11 (x)
impulsve:


My friend screenshot what I said earlier. 

foodchewer:

where can i find some self esteem on sale

(via raininjvly)